45 SECOND MICROWAVE BROWNIES

Foliage · 27th May 2012, 2:09 AM

THIS SHIT IS OUT OF CONTROL

ok so its probably as unhealthy as you can get, refined sugar, butter, bleached white flour which might as well be sugar, cocoa, water.

Basically you are eating chocolate, anyway it takes less than 2 minutes to prepare and cook, lucky for me I'm a sick **** and can get away with eating foods like this occasioanlly, all you fat bastards need not apply.

Recipe:
2 tablespoons butter, melted
2 tablespoons water
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract (not necessary)
1 dash salt (not necessary)
4 tablespoons granulated sugar (replace with splenda if you want)
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour (depends how gooey you want it, go less if you want).

Mix it up with a spoon in a small glass and microwave for 30-45 seconds depending on microwave, add water if too floury.

Can throw whey protein powder in instead of flour etc for shits and giggles.

edit: better recipe
Ok this is my regular recipe now:

2 heaped table spoons of butter melted in microwave
4-6 tea spoons of sugar
4 heaped tea spoons of baking cocoa
3 flat tea spoons of flour
2 heaped tea spoons of protein powder
if you have it cream 3-4 tea spoons
milk to make it into an almost liquid after whipping

2 minutes on 60% power checking regularly.

result is a self saucing brownie/pudding which is molten in the middle, so epic.

purehybrid · 28th May 2012, 10:52 AM

Pix required!

Foliage · 28th May 2012, 11:18 AM

It takes 45 seconds, just make one!

Foliage · 5th June 2012, 12:38 AM

tastes better if you use milk instead of water, and use 4 tablespoons and cook for 75 seconds instead.

renagade · 5th June 2012, 12:44 PM

So I made this last night. I accidently put in 4 tablespoons of cocoa powder.
It was still pretty good.
The Nom to Effort ratio was 3:1.
I will make again with milk, and a smaller bowl/container.

richard0296 · 8th June 2012, 6:33 PM

might try with vanilla WPI

Madengineer · 8th June 2012, 6:36 PM

Looks interesting. I have absolutely none of those ingredients in the house

stocky · 8th June 2012, 6:54 PM

Read first post, 5 minutes later I'm eating brownie. Not bad

Foliage · 5th July 2012, 1:50 AM

Ok this is my regular 2 min self saucing recipe now:

2 heaped table spoons of butter melted in microwave
4-6 tea spoons of sugar
4 heaped tea spoons of baking cocoa
3 flat tea spoons of flour
2 heaped tea spoons of protein powder
if you have it cream 3-4 tea spoons
milk to make it into an almost liquid after whipping

2 minutes on 60% power checking regularly.

result is a self saucing brownie/pudding which is molten in the middle, so epic.

Note if your microwave differs (it does) then stop every 15 seconds and check the middle, if it isn't liquid/really gooey then you've gone too far, after setting for a minute or so the centre self cooks quite a bit, if it isn't gooey then it won't self sauce.

NanoDuke · 12th July 2012, 2:23 PM

This is quite similar to the Chocolate Mug Cake

Plenty more food porn in this thread

flareau · 12th July 2012, 4:17 PM

will try tonight and report back

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madengineer

Looks interesting. I have absolutely none of those ingredients in the house

no water, sugar or flour - wtf!?

27th May 2012, 2:09 AM	#1
Foliage Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sleepwithyourdadelaide Posts: 23,650	45 SECOND MICROWAVE BROWNIES THIS SHIT IS OUT OF CONTROL ok so its probably as unhealthy as you can get, refined sugar, butter, bleached white flour which might as well be sugar, cocoa, water. Basically you are eating chocolate, anyway it takes less than 2 minutes to prepare and cook, lucky for me I'm a sick **** and can get away with eating foods like this occasioanlly, all you fat bastards need not apply. Recipe: 2 tablespoons butter, melted 2 tablespoons water 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract (not necessary) 1 dash salt (not necessary) 4 tablespoons granulated sugar (replace with splenda if you want) 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour (depends how gooey you want it, go less if you want). Mix it up with a spoon in a small glass and microwave for 30-45 seconds depending on microwave, add water if too floury. Can throw whey protein powder in instead of flour etc for shits and giggles. edit: better recipe Ok this is my regular recipe now: 2 heaped table spoons of butter melted in microwave 4-6 tea spoons of sugar 4 heaped tea spoons of baking cocoa 3 flat tea spoons of flour 2 heaped tea spoons of protein powder if you have it cream 3-4 tea spoons milk to make it into an almost liquid after whipping 2 minutes on 60% power checking regularly. result is a self saucing brownie/pudding which is molten in the middle, so epic. __________________ I like to construct strong views on random things, and then argue for absolutely no reason about them. Last edited by Foliage; 5th July 2012 at 1:52 AM.

28th May 2012, 10:52 AM	#2
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28th May 2012, 11:18 AM	#3
Foliage Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sleepwithyourdadelaide Posts: 23,650	It takes 45 seconds, just make one! __________________ I like to construct strong views on random things, and then argue for absolutely no reason about them.

5th June 2012, 12:38 AM	#4
Foliage Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sleepwithyourdadelaide Posts: 23,650	tastes better if you use milk instead of water, and use 4 tablespoons and cook for 75 seconds instead. __________________ I like to construct strong views on random things, and then argue for absolutely no reason about them. Last edited by Ma Baker; 5th June 2012 at 11:10 AM. Reason: 2 posts merged. Please edit your post

5th June 2012, 12:44 PM	#5
renagade Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 2,246	So I made this last night. I accidently put in 4 tablespoons of cocoa powder. It was still pretty good. The Nom to Effort ratio was 3:1. I will make again with milk, and a smaller bowl/container. __________________ SmugMug \| RedBubble \| Google+

8th June 2012, 6:33 PM	#6
richard0296 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: sydney city Posts: 2,289	might try with vanilla WPI

8th June 2012, 6:54 PM	#8
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5th July 2012, 1:50 AM	#9
Foliage Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sleepwithyourdadelaide Posts: 23,650	Ok this is my regular 2 min self saucing recipe now: 2 heaped table spoons of butter melted in microwave 4-6 tea spoons of sugar 4 heaped tea spoons of baking cocoa 3 flat tea spoons of flour 2 heaped tea spoons of protein powder if you have it cream 3-4 tea spoons milk to make it into an almost liquid after whipping 2 minutes on 60% power checking regularly. result is a self saucing brownie/pudding which is molten in the middle, so epic. Note if your microwave differs (it does) then stop every 15 seconds and check the middle, if it isn't liquid/really gooey then you've gone too far, after setting for a minute or so the centre self cooks quite a bit, if it isn't gooey then it won't self sauce. __________________ I like to construct strong views on random things, and then argue for absolutely no reason about them. Last edited by Foliage; 9th August 2012 at 12:38 AM.

12th July 2012, 2:23 PM	#10
NanoDuke Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sydney 2043 Posts: 4,982	This is quite similar to the Chocolate Mug Cake Plenty more food porn in this thread __________________ Horize P170EM Laptop - i7-3630QM 2.4Ghz - 16GB DDR3 1600Mhz - 17.3-inch FHD LED 72% GAMUT MATTE - AMD RADEON HD7970M 2.0GB GDDR5