Best game quotes - Page 5

FB008 · 4th August 2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merudo

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

hehehehehe.

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT shit shit

Neviss · 4th August 2008, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merudo

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

hehehehehe.

RAMPAGEEEEEE!!!!!

GODLIKE!!!!!

purehybrid · 4th August 2008, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Back Door Shen.

Ahaahah love clicking on guys in Warcraft 2 specially the sheep cause they explode.

"You never touched the other elves like that!"

192.168.0.1337 · 4th August 2008, 10:30 AM

"NEVER.... get out of the car"

"GET OVER HERE!"
"TOASTY!"

oh, and

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Merudo · 4th August 2008, 10:30 AM

gouranga!!

Zee · 4th August 2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 192.168.0.1337

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

I loved HK47...

dirtyd · 4th August 2008, 10:45 AM

Quake 3 - "HUMILIATION" (gauntlet kill)

So good that plenty of CS modders use it in their mods.

192.168.0.1337 · 4th August 2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Zee

I loved HK47...

He was awesome

not particularly useful though, but worth keeping around just for the lulz

solid_snake · 4th August 2008, 11:08 AM

Einstein was right, time is relative to the observer. When you're looking down the barrel of a gun, time slows down. Your whole life flashes by in front of you, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second.

Fresh79 · 4th August 2008, 11:10 AM

Kingpin:

"Yo motherfucker, dont be talking to ma bitch."

Aetherone · 4th August 2008, 11:19 AM

half the one liners out of all the Serious Sam games, and everything from the Redneck Rampage cuss pack.

"Double the gun, double the fun!"

SpudBoy · 4th August 2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayrocks

Eat shit and die :Gears of war

i always lol when i hear it.

actually.. that was initially from Duke3D.

I put my vote for quotes from the Space Quest series. too many to list, they are all pearlers.

FB008 · 4th August 2008, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetherone

half the one liners out of all the Serious Sam games, and everything from the Redneck Rampage cuss pack.

"Double the gun, double the fun!"

"Hey Look Ma, I'm a Lumberjack!"

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*Destroys headless kamikaze*
Sam: "Aaaaaaargh yourself"
*Huge horde of headless kamikaze's heading straight for you*
Sam: "Oh-oh!"

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*Dodge some boulder*
Sam - whistles Indiana Jones theme song

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mmmmmmm... BANANAS!!!

SpudBoy · 4th August 2008, 11:27 AM

"somebody set us up the bomb"

"what you say?"

Dropbear · 4th August 2008, 11:28 AM

"Finish him" - MC

"Don't have time to play with myself' - Duke Nukem

4th August 2008, 10:30 AM	#64
192.168.0.1337 Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Brisbane Posts: 1,207	*"NEVER.... get out of the car"* *"GET OVER HERE!"* *"TOASTY!"* oh, and HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know. HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address. Revan: "Organic meatbags?" HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such. Revan: You just called me a meatbag again! HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea... Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it... HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still... Revan: I survive. Somehow. HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up? Last edited by 192.168.0.1337; 4th August 2008 at 10:32 AM.

4th August 2008, 10:30 AM	#65
Merudo Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: BNE Posts: 4,980	gouranga!! __________________ < Agg> i had one of those mceurope things a couple of days ago, and it was a fucking joke < Agg> which part of europe is that meant to signify? postwar dresden?

4th August 2008, 10:45 AM	#67
dirtyd Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 3,699	Quake 3 - "HUMILIATION" (gauntlet kill) So good that plenty of CS modders use it in their mods. __________________ "It is worthy of remark that a belief constantly inculcated during the early years of life, whilst the brain is impressible, appears to acquire almost the nature of an instinct; and the very essence of an instinct is that it is followed independently of reason." - Charles Darwin \| trustworthy traders

4th August 2008, 11:28 AM	#75
Dropbear Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Brisbane Posts: 8,965	"Finish him" - MC "Don't have time to play with myself' - Duke Nukem __________________ 500Px \| Model Mayhem \| Flickr \| DeviantArt

4th August 2008, 11:08 AM	#69
solid_snake Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,932	Einstein was right, time is relative to the observer. When you're looking down the barrel of a gun, time slows down. Your whole life flashes by in front of you, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second.

4th August 2008, 11:10 AM	#70
Fresh79 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 7,180	Kingpin: "Yo motherfucker, dont be talking to ma bitch."

4th August 2008, 11:19 AM	#71
Aetherone Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Adelaide, SA Posts: 6,268	half the one liners out of all the Serious Sam games, and everything from the Redneck Rampage cuss pack. "Double the gun, double the fun!"