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Old 31st December 2009, 6:13 AM   #1
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Default Help the alcohol n00b? How to drink lemon Ruski?

I am a n00b because I don't drink alcohol. At all. My friends gave me a Lemon Ruski for my birthday (as a tease) 8 months ago, and I still haven't touched it.

I was thinking of drinking it tonight, NYE.

Knowing nothing about alcohol, do I simply drink it out of the bottle, or something else?

And yes, before any trollers, this thread is serious. I have no F*&!ing idea about alcohol and its consumption.
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Old 31st December 2009, 6:16 AM   #2
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Open bottle.

Say : I am a noob

Drink

Act like fool

?????

Profit!
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Old 31st December 2009, 6:18 AM   #3
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In b4 op passes out after 1 ruski @ 8.30pm

For instructions, see above..
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Old 31st December 2009, 6:25 AM   #4
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Mix it with something..? Lemonade..?
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Old 31st December 2009, 6:56 AM   #5
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Mix it with something..? Lemonade..?
Lets add more lemonade to something that's already 98% lemonade.
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Old 31st December 2009, 7:24 AM   #6
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Open bottle.

Say : I am a noob

Drink

Act like fool

?????

Profit!
this is pretty much all you have to do
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Old 31st December 2009, 7:28 AM   #7
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1. Throw Lemon Ruski in garbage
2. Buy bottle of Champagne, something French
3. Drink it all
4. Become a statistic
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Old 31st December 2009, 7:45 AM   #8
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Acquire lemon, salt, ruski.

Place salt on hand.

Lick salt.

Scull ruski.

Eat lemon.

Added points for leaving the skin on the lemon and eating it whole.

Repeat.
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Lets add more lemonade to something that's already 98% lemonade.
Oh I didn't know it was premix. I only drink beer

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Ruski is a girls drink.

Man up.

drink straight from bottle. No need for a straw or umbrella.
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Old 31st December 2009, 8:31 AM   #11
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A Lemon Ruski goes down nice and easy, even if it's your first drink. And drinking just one, you won't feel much drun...ken-nes..s..
Oh, and whack it in the fridge now, so it's not at room temp.
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Old 31st December 2009, 8:32 AM   #12
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drink chilled
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I'm not much of a drinker myself.

You can always see how much alcohol there is in a drink. The bottle will show you as a percentage. The lower the percentage, the more likely that the drink is meant to be be drunk without adding anything to it.

For example, a Ruski probably has around 5% alcohol. So drink it without adding anything to it. Just make sure it is chilled. You can add ice and it wont matter either. Just like drinking a regular soft drink.

A Ruski is probably a good way to introduce someone to alcohol as it is very easy to drink - tastes just like a soft drink really.

Be careful and have fun. If you have never drunk before then you may feel a buzz from one drink.
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Don't chug down 5 lemon Ruskis straight away either (they are that easy to drink) else you will throw up and be very sick.

For your first time drinking, drink 2-3 drinks an hour and stop once you start falling into walls.
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OK, thanks people. I appreciate your support, even if it is corny.
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