Help the alcohol n00b? How to drink lemon Ruski?

arrow224 · 31st December 2009, 7:13 AM

I am a n00b because I don't drink alcohol. At all. My friends gave me a Lemon Ruski for my birthday (as a tease) 8 months ago, and I still haven't touched it.

I was thinking of drinking it tonight, NYE.

Knowing nothing about alcohol, do I simply drink it out of the bottle, or something else?

And yes, before any trollers, this thread is serious. I have no F*&!ing idea about alcohol and its consumption.

Nvidiot · 31st December 2009, 7:16 AM

Open bottle.

Say : I am a noob

Drink

Act like fool

?????

Profit!

HumbleBum · 31st December 2009, 7:18 AM

In b4 op passes out after 1 ruski @ 8.30pm

For instructions, see above..

Seith · 31st December 2009, 7:25 AM

Mix it with something..? Lemonade..?

FiShy · 31st December 2009, 7:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seith

Mix it with something..? Lemonade..?

Lets add more lemonade to something that's already 98% lemonade.

di_entropy · 31st December 2009, 8:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nvidiot

Open bottle.

Say : I am a noob

Drink

Act like fool

?????

Profit!

this is pretty much all you have to do

kingjam · 31st December 2009, 8:28 AM

1. Throw Lemon Ruski in garbage
2. Buy bottle of Champagne, something French
3. Drink it all
4. Become a statistic

glasnt · 31st December 2009, 8:45 AM

Acquire lemon, salt, ruski.

Place salt on hand.

Lick salt.

Scull ruski.

Eat lemon.

Added points for leaving the skin on the lemon and eating it whole.

Repeat.

Seith · 31st December 2009, 9:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FiShy

Lets add more lemonade to something that's already 98% lemonade.

Oh I didn't know it was premix. I only drink beer

cvidler · 31st December 2009, 9:17 AM

Ruski is a girls drink.

Man up.

drink straight from bottle. No need for a straw or umbrella.

_Dan_ · 31st December 2009, 9:31 AM

A Lemon Ruski goes down nice and easy, even if it's your first drink. And drinking just one, you won't feel much drun...ken-nes..s..

Oh, and whack it in the fridge now, so it's not at room temp.

Stooge007 · 31st December 2009, 9:32 AM

drink chilled

rush · 31st December 2009, 10:05 AM

I'm not much of a drinker myself.

You can always see how much alcohol there is in a drink. The bottle will show you as a percentage. The lower the percentage, the more likely that the drink is meant to be be drunk without adding anything to it.

For example, a Ruski probably has around 5% alcohol. So drink it without adding anything to it. Just make sure it is chilled. You can add ice and it wont matter either. Just like drinking a regular soft drink.

A Ruski is probably a good way to introduce someone to alcohol as it is very easy to drink - tastes just like a soft drink really.

Be careful and have fun. If you have never drunk before then you may feel a buzz from one drink.

Tobes1990 · 31st December 2009, 10:46 AM

Don't chug down 5 lemon Ruskis straight away either (they are that easy to drink) else you will throw up and be very sick.

For your first time drinking, drink 2-3 drinks an hour and stop once you start falling into walls.

arrow224 · 31st December 2009, 11:33 AM

OK, thanks people. I appreciate your support, even if it is corny.

31st December 2009, 7:13 AM	#1
arrow224 Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Outer SE Melbourne Posts: 1,860	Help the alcohol n00b? How to drink lemon Ruski? I am a n00b because I don't drink alcohol. At all. My friends gave me a Lemon Ruski for my birthday (as a tease) 8 months ago, and I still haven't touched it. I was thinking of drinking it tonight, NYE. Knowing nothing about alcohol, do I simply drink it out of the bottle, or something else? And yes, before any trollers, this thread is serious. I have no F*&!ing idea about alcohol and its consumption. __________________ ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Get Firefox Member #49 of OCAU iRiver club Successful trades with: Copycat, BuuBox, SCwerTA, anark1, tk55

31st December 2009, 7:18 AM	#3
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31st December 2009, 8:45 AM	#8
glasnt Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: \(◕‿◕&# Posts: 3,897	Acquire lemon, salt, ruski. Place salt on hand. Lick salt. Scull ruski. Eat lemon. Added points for leaving the skin on the lemon and eating it whole. Repeat. __________________ \| glasnt^<3 \| System 1: Abacus running Gravity 9.81 + Friction \| System 2: E8200, GTX465 + Win7 \| System 3: Aspire One + XP \| System 4: Galaxy SII \|✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: \(◕‿◕✿)/ :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ \| <3^(1/0) \| Last edited by glasnt; 31st December 2009 at 8:47 AM.

31st December 2009, 9:17 AM	#10
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31st December 2009, 7:16 AM	#2
Nvidiot Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Perth NOR W.A. Posts: 976	Open bottle. Say : I am a noob Drink Act like fool ????? Profit!

31st December 2009, 7:25 AM	#4
Seith R.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 935	Mix it with something..? Lemonade..?

31st December 2009, 8:28 AM	#7
kingjam Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 1,143	1. Throw Lemon Ruski in garbage 2. Buy bottle of Champagne, something French 3. Drink it all 4. Become a statistic

31st December 2009, 9:31 AM	#11
_Dan_ Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nowra, nsw Posts: 242	A Lemon Ruski goes down nice and easy, even if it's your first drink. And drinking just one, you won't feel much drun...ken-nes..s.. Oh, and whack it in the fridge now, so it's not at room temp.

31st December 2009, 10:05 AM	#13
rush Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,135	I'm not much of a drinker myself. You can always see how much alcohol there is in a drink. The bottle will show you as a percentage. The lower the percentage, the more likely that the drink is meant to be be drunk without adding anything to it. For example, a Ruski probably has around 5% alcohol. So drink it without adding anything to it. Just make sure it is chilled. You can add ice and it wont matter either. Just like drinking a regular soft drink. A Ruski is probably a good way to introduce someone to alcohol as it is very easy to drink - tastes just like a soft drink really. Be careful and have fun. If you have never drunk before then you may feel a buzz from one drink.

31st December 2009, 11:33 AM	#15
arrow224 Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Outer SE Melbourne Posts: 1,860	OK, thanks people. I appreciate your support, even if it is corny. __________________ ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Get Firefox Member #49 of OCAU iRiver club Successful trades with: Copycat, BuuBox, SCwerTA, anark1, tk55