1. OCAU Merchandise is available! Check out our 20th Anniversary Mugs, Classic Logo Shirts and much more! Discussion in this thread.
    Dismiss Notice

Contest: The Witcher 2 - Assassins of Kings

Discussion in 'PC Games' started by Agg, May 26, 2011.

Page 9 of 15
  1. Flanamacca

    Flanamacca Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2002
    Messages:
    75
    Location:
    Sydney
    The witcher the witcher
    illustrated in the picture
    the characters act horny
    and sometimes a little corny
    but hey - we got to use a big sword!
     
    Flanamacca, May 26, 2011
    #161
  2. Nashkell

    Nashkell Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2004
    Messages:
    132
    We both know the desires of men...were deeply satiated by the original Witcher!
     
    Nashkell, May 26, 2011
    #162
  3. Pic

    Pic Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2001
    Messages:
    407
    Location:
    Darwin
    Poorly optimised engine, chungs on even the best computer, awkward english translations and buggy as hell. Still one of the best action RPG ever.
     
    Pic, May 26, 2011
    #163
  4. Ionos

    Ionos Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2001
    Messages:
    2,656
    Location:
    Adelaide
    Amongst other reasons, it stood out as a shining becon of hope for the single player RPG genre amongst a sea of MMO mediocrity.
     
    Ionos, May 26, 2011
    #164
  5. MR6G72

    MR6G72 Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2003
    Messages:
    44
    Location:
    Mebourne, S.E. Suburbs
    Would sell a lot more copies if it could be played in prison! :)
     
    MR6G72, May 26, 2011
    #165
  6. Draxonic

    Draxonic Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2010
    Messages:
    77
    Location:
    Gosford
    Besides being a game aimed at a mature audience, it played differently to most hack 'n' slashes, making the player time their attacks and prepare or battle.
     
    Draxonic, May 26, 2011
    #166
  7. Kalgregor

    Kalgregor Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2002
    Messages:
    121
    The Witcher squeezed every drop of awesome out of Bioware's Aurora engine, in a game that epitomises what PC gaming should be like.
     
    Kalgregor, May 26, 2011
    #167
  8. Raytracer

    Raytracer Member

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2005
    Messages:
    1,553
    Location:
    Melbourne
    Power, sex. Sex, Power. They both come down to one thing - fucking others. Go on, play The Witcher... it will change RPG games for you as it did for me.
     
    Raytracer, May 26, 2011
    #168
  9. metamorphosis

    metamorphosis Member

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2002
    Messages:
    2,221
    Teh Sexxorz.
     
    metamorphosis, May 26, 2011
    #169
  10. madkat

    madkat Member

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2004
    Messages:
    327
    Location:
    Perth, WA
    If I'm as awesome as Geralt is when I have a head full of grey hair, I will consider my life complete.
     
    madkat, May 26, 2011
    #170
  11. Santa

    Santa Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2002
    Messages:
    562
    Location:
    Sydney
    Because the Witcher won't fill your tires with grout. Instead, he will fill you with an orgasmic RPG experience.
     
    Santa, May 26, 2011
    #171
  12. reverendmarty

    reverendmarty Member

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2005
    Messages:
    201
    Dark and foreboding,
    Lots of dungeon crawling fun,
    Mediaeval sex.

    (It's a Witcher heiku!!!!)
     
    reverendmarty, May 26, 2011
    #172
  13. porridge

    porridge New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2004
    Messages:
    890
    Location:
    Sydney
    The Witcher is a rich and vibrant title. Full of deep and complex imaginings. An RPG experience worthy of any gamers time.
     
    porridge, May 27, 2011
    #173
  14. XiTatiON

    XiTatiON Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2001
    Messages:
    109
    Location:
    Melbourne
    I like that they had pants on.
     
    XiTatiON, May 27, 2011
    #174
  15. MaRcHeW

    MaRcHeW Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2002
    Messages:
    18
    Location:
    Perth
    The Witcher: the way an RPG is meant to be played :)
     
    MaRcHeW, May 27, 2011
    #175
  16. Presdick

    Presdick Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2005
    Messages:
    161
    Location:
    Gold Coast
    Fantastic adult story and no unnecessary frills and time wasting quests, every quest enriched the overall plot.
     
    Presdick, May 27, 2011
    #176
  17. devoid001

    devoid001 Member

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2006
    Messages:
    523
    Location:
    The Dark Tower of Despair
    Done with medieval spelling, no less:lol: (sorry, couldn't help myself)

    Seriously:

    It allowed us all to release our inner devo: no rules, no good, no bad, only consequences!
     
    devoid001, May 27, 2011
    #177
  18. $qwuzzy

    $qwuzzy Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2004
    Messages:
    781
    Location:
    Sydney
    Was a great game when I first played it in 2008, and is still a great game playing it last week.
     
    $qwuzzy, May 27, 2011
    #178
  19. essention

    essention Member

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2006
    Messages:
    64
    Location:
    Australia
    What were the reasons why Witcher 1 was a great RPG?

    The real world feel while still having all the required fantasy elements. And with that having it be a mature RPG, I mean sex, YAY.
     
    essention, May 27, 2011
    #179
  20. Sciby

    Sciby How long have you had these droids?

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2001
    Messages:
    1,728
    Location:
    OCAU, Australia
    It taught us that a noun could be converted in a dodgy adjective, which could then be used as an adjectival noun.
     
    Last edited: May 27, 2011
    Sciby, May 27, 2011
    #180
Page 9 of 15

Share This Page

Advertisement: