REVIEW Coca cola energy drink

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  1. alch

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    Whoa whoa whoa, you cant just be throwing that name out there these days. You're on a watch list now. ;)


    Yeah, fuck coke. evil shit. I should sue them for my teef like lardasses sue fast food for breaking their toilets.
     
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    oculi

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    i'm more concerned that you know a bull's testicles are twice as sweaty as a yak's testicles. the coke energy drink also has less taurine than red bull, i don't even know what taurine is.

    me and 100 million other 9 year olds. PewDiePie is great, i'm really interested to know the effect of him doing nothing but minecraft for the last few weeks has had on sales of the game
     
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    I am both heartened by the fact that I had to google PewDiePie and depressed by the fact that I did.
     
  4. Deus Ex Machina

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    taurine would be a derivative from which red bull got its name from ...ergot taurus, known as bullshit in the post latin era

    one healthy male yak has two testicles, a pair of bulls has four betweeen them, therefore i dont need to plunge me head into either scrotum to know a pair of bulls will be twice as sweaty as a yak's pair

    of course, as usual, YMMV
     
  5. alch

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    Wait what.. I thought minecraft was free.. lel.

    I only know because of a magical video that made its way around the net despite attempts of censorship.
     
  6. Deus Ex Machina

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    oh ok, sort of like Tubgirl ?
     
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    Tried it as it was a cheap intro price, not impressed. Wont buy again.
     
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    The ads with this article trying to suggest imminent death by drinking Coke's energy drink?
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  9. Hater

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    wtf are they doing? trying to get people with yet another fad drink?

    they already have mother?

    there are way too many fad flavours and stuff and come and go these days. much be way cheaper to stand up a new product line these days than all of the old times
     
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    Like any brand that own other brands as a subsidiary, they tried making their own "home brand" product to see of its success compared to their subsidiary products.
     
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    In this case, Coke has a much larger brand and consumer base than Mother has/ever will. Would that consumer base move from Coke to EnergyCoke.? that's what they're betting on.

    But hopefully they remember New Coke/Coke Classic and leave shit alone.

    You can also dilute the brand, loosing the value in it.
     
  12. Boneman

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    If you want a real drink, try Tough Man.

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    always relevent
     
  14. cvidler

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    I prefer Brawndo
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    It's got what your body craves. electrolytes.
     
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    don't like.
     
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    :)


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  17. blankpaper

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    They have this in my local supermarket. I'm gonna try one tomorrow and report back.

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    Not sure calling Mike Tyson's energy drink 'sex energy' is all that appropriate considering his rape conviction but whatever.:Paranoid::p
     
  18. koss

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    Energy drinks are supposed to use glucose as the sweetener, the scam ones will use High Fructose Corn Syrup, or just table sugar, so read the label.
     
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    Tastes like shit.
     
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    What ARE electrolytes? do you even know??
     

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