Consolidated Business & Enterprise Computing Rant Thread

Discussion in 'Business & Enterprise Computing' started by elvis, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. GumbyNoTalent

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    Sounds like an an Apple ad to switch from Windows.
     
  2. j3ll0

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    Sounds like Date Night..
     
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  3. GumbyNoTalent

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    LOL you other half is a lucky person.
     
  4. Arctic_Silver08

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Unframed

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    I feel like I'm digging the rocks out of fuckers skulls though.
     
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    You can't sell those kind of rocks to China, though.
     
  7. Unframed

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    Good point. Sad though.
     
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    I would eat my hat if that was the only one, more like 'the only one reported on'.
     
  10. tensop

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    600 gig 15k sas's were about $490 each for the dell ones, so about 12k for 3x8x490... but we were able to warranty it luckily

    yep, warrantied
     
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  12. dave_dave_dave

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    What are the odds it was some "sorry am not computer person" politician who opened an obvious phishing email.
     
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  13. power

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    wait, i can get some gubberment monies?

    I just wanted to download *important super secret file on dropbox*
     
  14. cvidler

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    nah it'll probably go and be wasted by DTA and ASD.
     
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    Open S3 Bucket w/ their keypass in it.
     
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    Funny story...

    So i'm in the digging rocks out of the dirt industry... We had a "cultural and happiness" survey done to the whole company and pretty much, IT was at the bottom of the barrel.

    When it came time to actually present findings and do recommendations, IT got removed from the entire presentation because we are just a unique situation and shouldn't be counted towards the goal.

    :thumbup:
     
  18. Arctic_Silver08

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    The irony in this is how fucked they'd be without IT.
     
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    "why can't I open this file?!"
    "Because it's ransomware, that's why there is a pop-up on your screen every time you try to open it that says it is ransomware and you have been blocked from running it."
    "I see"
    "Do you though?"
     
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