Consolidated Business & Enterprise Computing Rant Thread

Discussion in 'Business & Enterprise Computing' started by elvis, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. GumbyNoTalent

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    Soylent Green their people you know. ;)
     
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  2. shredder

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    They say we all ingest about 25,000 litres of our own saliva in our lifetime. Multiple times greater volume than the amount of beer drunk in the average lifetime. So we're all, say, 4x the autocannibals than we are beer drinkers. Even the vegans.
     
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  3. Scarpetta

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    How many coffees have you had already? Sounds like you need to put that brain to better use :lol:
     
  4. shredder

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    Yeah it's probably time to stop stagnating in front of the screen thinking up bullshit salvos to fire off into the internet... for a few hours. :lol:
     
  5. wwwww

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    This old dude at the TG lounge asked how to install Tinder on his phone to meet “sweet Thai girls”. He got a paid membership to Grindr now.
     
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  6. GumbyNoTalent

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    So he meet the same Thai "girls" he would have meet on Tinder whiteout the surprise on Grindr what a nice person you are.
     
  7. wwwww

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    No the surprise is still there because he wouldn't know the difference (between Grindr and Tinder that is).
     
  8. shredder

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    Very few know that Grindr is supposed to be pronounced "Grin Doctor".
     
  9. GumbyNoTalent

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    Lol imagine ole dude on grindr swiping the wrong way on everything because he's not interested in dudes.
     
  10. cvidler

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    What are you doing in The Grindr Lounge?
    Seems you both are confused/odd pick up line.

    (assuming that's what TG means).
     
  11. Tinian

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    You can come with me to our nearest neighbour and I can introduce you to some people...
     
  12. shredder

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    Sounds less than optimal.
     
  13. Tinian

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    PNG can be a delightful place.
     
  14. PabloEscobar

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    For Real Real, Not for Play Play?
    Is it hard to find such delights in PNG?
     
  15. Tinian

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    Real real - stopped less than two generations ago and there are still living people who used to eat their neighbours.
     
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  17. PabloEscobar

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    Could one legit find human flesh for consumption still?
     
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    Said by someone who lives in a comfy 1st world country :lol:
     
  19. PabloEscobar

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    consumption of human flesh by pure decadant choice, not by necessity, or religion... We're in the Zeroth world zone now.

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  20. Tinian

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    I doubt it, but you'd find people who still have that glint in their eye. Encourage that, avoid the cooking pot and you might get lucky.
     

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