GearBest Contest #2: Win a Mechanical Keyboard!

Maybe its just me but I find the description on this item the best.

http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_1044.html

I had no idea that you could get a "Perfume Vitamin Tablet Mobile Power Bank"

The description is also Gold: (my comment in brackets)

"Looking for one exciting mobile power bank just like one piece of vitamin tablet to give you a energetic life?(WHY YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR) then this unique Scented Vitamin Tablet Shaped Backup Battery will realize your desire. Everytime you take it out you can smell the splendid fragrance which effectively helps relax your mind and soul. So don't hesitate and let it to be the Vitamin of your Power for your phone!"

I can just see myself about to make a stressful phone call and thinking a sniff of my powerbank will help relax me.

 

http://www.gearbest.com/sweaters-cardigans/pp_132738.html
The worlds most boring mens Cardigan.

Who even knew men had Cardigans.

 

http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_191598.html

Mop slippers. They went there!

 

This is so great!!!

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_131264.html

 

http://www.gearbest.com/other-rc-toys/pp_203066.html

There's loads of great stuff but this had me coming back. Hit me right in the Richie Rich Nostalgia.. Close enough anyway

 

ear dragon
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_13615.html

 

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_202928.html
Wings alternate in pictures, clearly someone can't setup a plane.

Or these jellyfish, like WTF?
http://www.gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_218889.html

 

http://www.gearbest.com/car-gadgets/pp_18488.html

Cheap Xmas lights for this season.

 

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_161715.html

I mean... What is that?

 

http://www.gearbest.com/cycling-gear/pp_198716.html

 

Because everyone needs a Practical Emotional Bluetooth Stereo Speaker Light Wireless Smart Lamp for Home / Office.

I mean really, you can hunt down a Pikachu & clone its colour.

And to quote the page:

 

Here's a few for your pet.

http://www.gearbest.com/pets/pp_193099.html
http://www.gearbest.com/pets/pp_193100.html
http://www.gearbest.com/pets/pp_211646.html

 

http://www.gearbest.com/pliers/pp_225989.html

Why are these called midget? is that politically correct these days?

 

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_70013.html

because cardboard + velcro + rubberband.

 

Who wants a Elephant Emblem Personalized Car Sticker?

Wow lol.

 

i have to go with this as it confirms my suspicion that KFC actually stands for Kentucky Fried Cat

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_124425.html

 

Erm, ok. I guess this is less likely to burn down a stadium...

http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_20698.html

Z...

 

I think I want a cloud of these.. Do I really need an aquarium?

http://www.gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_218889.html

 

But of course! The answer was right under my nose!

http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_191598.html

 

Cute Flying Egg 6 Axis Gyro 4 Channel Quadcopter 3D Stunt Aircraft with Eggshell

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_72312.html