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Goat Simulator 2014

Discussion in 'PC Games' started by shortielah, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. aokman

    aokman Member

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    Bahahaha loved that trailer, I never saw the original Dead Island one till I watched this. How did they go so epically fkn wrong with that game lol.
     
  2. flinchy

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    link broken/page gone?

    ED: check out the official FB page and the 8min video... absolutely hysterical, they keep going quiet because they're just bewildered at what's happening, it's hard to put into words

    i need this game to get in me.
     
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  3. NismoR31

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    can
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    game

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Sobbsy

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    As a goat owner myself, this game appeals to my every wish. I pre-ordered it the instant I watched the trailer, can't wait :thumbup:
     
  5. hi_lectro

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    I couldn't resist...I just goat this.
     
  6. power

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    yeah doesn't work anymore by the looks of it.
     
  7. HeXa

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    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  8. moist.au

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    You sick bastard!

    I think this thread is very fitting for a goat-related "would you rather" question.

    Would you rather screw a goat once and once only, and have nobody know about it. Or not screw a goat, but have every human being in the world think that you screw goats?
     
  9. whatdoesthisdo

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    OR..... Screw a goat and everybody know about it.... cause you proud of that shit.
     
  10. flinchy

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    FFS I MISSED A PUN

    I need this game to goat in me!***
     
  11. RETARD

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    Goatse simulator anyone? :/
     
  12. flinchy

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    i sense a mod idea.
     
  13. Sobbsy

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    I wonder if we can mod it much. I want to get in there and make a custom skin to match my goat, Manny;

    [​IMG]

    That way I can simulate him wrecking shit all day long without ACTUALLY WRECKING SHIT ALL DAY LONG.

    :leet:
     
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    The game is live for anyone who preordered.

    Also - we have achievements:

    Boulder of Death - Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
    Pedestrian - Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
    LOEK master - Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
    FINALLY - Become the master of the goat tower.
    Goat of the hill - Everything the light touches is your kingdom
    What is its purpose? - Thrash the Goathenge
    Devil Goat - We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
    Angel Goat - Do no evil
    Around the World on 5 Trampolines - Visit all the 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
    Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? - Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
    Involuntary QA - Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
    The Flapmaster - Score 10 points int Flappy Goat.
    I can't believe that worked - Do 10 front flips in one trick.
    Cardio kills your gains - Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
    Rymdskepp i Rymden - Travel to space!
     
  15. Brick

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    So far this has lived up to all my expectations and more. Can't wait to see what the modding community brings to it!
     
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    Agreed, it is quite amazing to be honest. Brilliantly designed and has better replayability then most AAA games released.

    I know the Dev's aren't working on it - but I'm hoping for a multiplayer mod :D. Dev's are already holding a map making contest too, so we could see some very interesting community stuff come out very quickly.

    Also - 3 achievements appear to be currently broken :( (apparently devs are working on them).
     
  17. Roger

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    Started watching this tonight and got in trouble with my Wife because I was laughing too loud.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8NLBW183H0

    Love the key features on the steam page.

    Key Features
    You can be a goat
    Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
    Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
    MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
    In-game physics that spazz out all the time
    Seriously look at that goat's neck
    You can be a goat
     
  18. damo13579

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    after 15 minutes of playing this my sides hurt from laughing. more enjoyable than any big release ive played in the last few months
     
  19. Sobbsy

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    Very, very fun game. Very simple, yes, but very fun. I was trying to get on the roof of that low gravity center, and I went onto the grassy hills with trees behind it. Fell down beside the building (you can't get up and out again I think) and managed to get myself stuck between a wall and the hill... The best part was, I could just spin endlessly in that glitched spot, and it made real short work of some of the goals in the game hahaha.

    Looking forward to firing it up and seeing what else I can find or break in it. Love it :D
     
  20. soulblade64

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    I'm going to buy this game for my wife over Easter, hopefully we'll have some free time to enjoy the goat related shenanigans.

    From what I've seen I reckon it will be hard for this game to disappoint, I wonder if someone is going to mod in some form of co-op/multiplayer.
     

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