Soundtrack: Fashion week arrives, lighting up the luxury district as each brand tries to outdo the other by flaunting their wares with a distinctly human touch, drawing me in with raunchy catch phrases such as "play with me" and "oh so pretty" which echo identical dirty thoughts already swimming in my mind. Now, the obligatory question remains. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Enjoy. Constructive criticism welcome.