MSI Australia Thief Giveaway!

Discussion in 'Overclocking & Hardware' started by Agg, Feb 4, 2014.

  1. Agg

    Agg Lord of the Pings

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    As per the image:

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    Post in this thread and I'll pick my favourite answers to win!
     
  2. Supersize

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    Because winning one would be a STEAL.
     
  3. Phitec

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    well... i've never been caught!
     
  4. RoSWeLL

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    Because I have the ability to hold in farts so I don't get caught!
     
  5. sjaeger172004

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    Steal from the rich and give to the poor and myself (possibly Agg haha)
     
  6. whatdoesthisdo

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    I am going to wait... in the shadows until the sun sets and the darkness encapsulates this thread and when it does, then and only then, I will make my move. Evading the flickering light of the iridescent neon ad's dancing across my screen. I will ignore the sounds from the groaning members as they clamour to peculate which is unrightfully mine, the thing that has become the source of my desire, my obsession. Nothing will stop me, nothing will start or end, time will cease to exist until I enter the cript of the AGG and take my fortune like a THIEF in the night.
     
  7. ShadowBurger

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    Because I have all these awful theif related puns!

    • While stealing from a blood bank, the thief was caught red handed.
    • A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
    • A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
    • They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.
    • A clean thief always makes a stainless steal.
    • Stealing from a library will get you booked!
    • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

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  8. Unframed

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    Because nobody ever suspects the Butterfly!
     
  9. kombiman

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    because you wouldn't download a car...
     
  10. original_muse

    original_muse Member

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    In true Garrett fashion, I groaned.

     
  11. shadowman

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    I'd rather play Thief,
    than see the great barrier reef,
    or eat some well cooked beef,
    Agg is the chief,
    of the OCAU fief,
    Giving out the Thief,
    and now I can leaf.
     
  12. xxxxxx

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    Because a copy of this will mean i'll spend less time posting here.
     
  13. ThankDog

    ThankDog (Banned or Deleted)

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    Give it to me because I'm special. No, really, I am. Everyone tells me whenever I get on the blue bus how special I am so it must be true.
     
  14. Segression

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    If i worked for the NSA i would be the ultimate thief. Steal the internets! Steal the freedoms!


    LONG LIVE OCAU!
    I have waited so long for this game to come out! i still play thief deadly shadows on steam to this day haha :thumbup::thumbup:
     
  15. dodgyr

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    I would be the ultimate thief as my goal is to the ultimate politician ... the PM! :p
     
  16. power

    power Member

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    What none of you realise is that I've already stolen it while you were posting here, so you might as well stop.

    ps it's amazing :D
     
  17. Domokun

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    Because I lived to tell the tale, about Shalebridge Cradle.

    A rhyming Thief III reference... OMG!

    :p
     
  18. newynut

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    I just had to search the Ninnynet to find out what Thief is.

    I should be introduced to such a legend. :shock:
     
  19. 426 Hemi

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    I would just run a large bank and keep jacking up interest rates and fees, sacking 1000's of staff, move jobs of shore and at the end of the year give myself a big fat bonus because, I can.

    If it all went pair shaped and I got the sack, I would still walk away with a multi million dollar severance package after only 6 months on the job.

    Legal theft.

    Win win!
     
  20. Kommandant33

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    I would be the best thief because I am a well to do, privileged teenage girl.
     

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