Programming Jokes Thread

Was thinking a thread for programming related jokes could be good.

I'll start:

Code:

    public boolean isEqual(int a, int b) {
        try {
            int c = 1/(a-b);
        } catch (ArithmeticException e) {
            return true;
        }
    
        return false;
    }

 

Oh No! The robots are trying to kill us!
But why?! We never programmed them to do this!

Code:

static bool isCrazyMurderingRobot = false;

void interactWithHumans()
{
    if(isCrazyMurderingRobot = true)
        kill(humans);
    else
        beNiceTo(humans);
}

 

Person: Would you like a tea, or a coffee?
Programmer: Yes