Join the OCAU Retro Driving Club in a different retro driving game each month and see who can lay down the fastest lap! The Game of the Month: Carmageddon TDR 2000 "Total Destruction Racing" from 2000 The Game Description Surely you know Carmageddon! Drive crazy cars around in the future and run over people for money! From the Wiki of the OG Carmageddon: In Carmageddon, the player races a vehicle against a number of other computer controlled competitors in various settings, including city, mine and industrial areas. The player has a certain amount of time to complete each race, but more time may be gained by collecting bonuses, damaging the competitors' cars, or by running over pedestrians. Races are completed by either completing the course as one would a normal racing game, "wasting" (wrecking) all other race cars, or killing all pedestrians on the level. The original was banned in many regions due to the violent nature of driving over pedestrians and the. In those regions the game was released with green goo instead of blood. Hey they're zombies now, thats fine! I wonder if they considered a simpler method of changing the word ped's to pedo's. They might have passed that too. Its full of attitude, swears, outrageous violence and a sweet industrial/metal soundtrack. Completely 100% responsible for the downfall of society in 2000. BRILLIANT! Why not Carmageddon 1 or 2? I would have rather play them. Unfortunately there is no in game time keeping system for laps or scores. You get bonus cash based on how much time is left on the clock, but no actual lap timer or other way to compete. TDR2000 to the rescue! The Memories I'm pretty sure I got in trouble for playing this as a kid. I cant remember if I actually did, or just thought that I would. Anyway now I'm an adult so I can totally play it along with Leisure Suit Larry whenever I want. Its just like that movie starring Tom Hanks I think it was called "Fully grown adult male boy plays video games he used to get in trouble for" or something. The How To Grab it from GOG for $6 DRM free Or steam has it on sale for $3... but the DRM! Wont Somebody think of the DRM! According to wiki there was only ever a PC version so looks like no console action sorry. Side note: The mobile version of carmageddon 2 is pretty good if you want some pedestrian squishing on the go. The Track First one available "The Boulevard" The Car The infamous Eagle MK4: Its this weird dodge viper looking thing with an inverted ice skate on top. No upgrades please. The Entry Fee A $5 Donation to a legitimate charity of your choice. This is not mandatory. If you cant afford it don't worry. I just figure we may as well have some “greater good” come out of this! The Rules • Post your best lap time in the thread for the nominated car & track. Please copy the existing leaderboard and insert your time to make for easy updates. • Its basically the honour system and just for good fun. If it gets big and serious we might need to make some more official rules to keep it from getting out of hand but lets just see how we go. • A screenshot will increase the legitimacy of your time particularly if you’re in the top 3. • Dont forget a photo of your retro setup so that we can all drool over the geforces and radeons. • An uploaded video will get you bonus points. • Stating your donations will secure you a spot on the leader board with a gold star and many likes. • Please don't show up on the last day and post a time half a second faster than the leader with no proof. Its rude and will likely be ignored. • Shortcuts are encouraged. Cut corners, crash into walls, drive off road, get around the track as fast as you can within the limits of the game … but no cheats/hacks please. If you find some cool glitch/shortcut that gives you a super good time share it so we can all have a go. • Original hardware is not required. Play on whatever you can get the game to work on. The Prize: The glory of telling your family and friends that you beat some strangers on the internet in some random old racing game you played as a kid. The Leader Board Might open this up to different categories as per the score screen. But focus on fastest lap for now. Not sure if you get a time for "wasting all peds" but I thought that might be a fun one. Fastest Lap: 1. JSmithDTV - 0:50 2. Boneman - 0:55 / jimbogimp - 0:55 3. FantoM_CircuiT - 0:59 3. Pierre32 - 1:00 4. MUTMAN - 1:09 5. Asho444 - 1:24 6. ---------- Fastest Time Completed: 1. JSmithDTV - 3:50 2. jimbogimp - 4:22 3. Boneman - 4:25 4. Pierre32 - 4:36 5. FantoM_CircuiT - 4:59 6. MUTMAN - 5:13 Fastest Opponent Waste: 1. JSmithDTV - 0:12 2. MUTMAN - 0:24 3. Pierre32 - 1:25 4. ---------- 5. ---------- 6. ---------- Fastest Waste All Opponents: 1. JSmithDTV - 3:50 2. ---------- 3. ---------- 4. ---------- 5. ---------- 6. ---------- Most Peds Wasted: 1. JSmithDTV - 237 2. FantoM_CircuiT - 90 3. jimbogimp -24 4. Asho444 - 15 5. Boneman - 12 6. Pierre32 - 10 7. MUTMAN - 7 I'll be off grid for the school holidays. So just go at it and I'll update when I get back ~ mid July. Carmageddon cold in here! Time for bed.