Win a KLEVV CRAS V RGB DDR5-6000 32GB Memory Kit!

Boxen of might!

mite?

 

Screen flicking in the twilight

Watching ladies of the night

oh no who cut my internet pipe!

 

A bit different this time,




Blades of glass > sharp design
RGB tears through the night like a sign
No junk, no mess, no lies
Just clean-cut steel in a digital sky


ECC strikes > errors DIE
Guard your data, watch it FLY
Precision crafted, tested, tight
This RAM’s a god in neon light


grip the speed, feel the bite.
Contours cut, fits just right
Blindly slashed, no time to bleed
CRAS V rules, it leads the breed


Maneuver space > NO LIMITS FOUND
Slip it in > DOMINATE the battleground
Performance king, beast in chrome
CRAS V takes the motherboard home




GRIP THE SPEED, LET IT BURN
ECC FIGHTS > No data churn
Clean, FAST, and BUILT TO LAST
CRAS V, unsurpassed!

 

Thought I'd have a bit of fun with this told from the perspective of the old PC.

I’m tired, boss.

You’ve got 30 Chrome tabs open, Discord running, Spotify blasting, and then you launch a game on ultra settings like I’m not wheezing in the background. I’m still rocking 8GB of DDR4 like it’s 2016. I swap, I stutter, I try my best but it’s not pretty.

It’s 2025. I need dual sticks. Tight timings. Proper speed. I need KLEVV’s Hynix A-Die, memory with timings tighter than your cable ties.

Just imagine it. Sleek little heatsinks keeping things cool, power efficiency that doesn’t make the lights flicker, and RGB that actually matches the rest of your setup for once. I could be fast. I could be smooth. I could stop suffering.

I’ve been here through all of it. Dodgy USB devices. Panic Alt+F4s. Every late-night update. I’ve been loyal. I’ll keep going if you let me. KLEVV is built to last and so am I.

- Old PC, holding on for dear life

 

zfs loves memory
I want more memory
not serious entry

​

 

Gets my vote.



Wait, nobody asked for my vote. Here it is anyway!

 

Do you ... live this scenario daily, Elmf? Did you run out of memory in 2016 as well?

 

Lol i'm not sure if I come across as a boomer, but i'm not actually that old


The answer is still yes though, pretty terrible memory

 

I scrape in as GenX (you can pick which end of the scale), but with a mental age of 12, I sure don't feel like it

 

Remember the joy, the astonishment, that your first SSD brought you?

Wow! So fast! And tiny, too, it hardly weighed anything, relative to that big old 3.5" hard drive you'd always been familiar with fitting to every new PC.

New life was breathed into your machine, and with it, new wonder was born in you. Well, that was my experience. Those Windows boot times, the time it would take to load into an empty map online, watching everyone who was yet to take the plunge in this new storage medium join much later. There was time to run and grab a drink and run back to your desk, shoot to the toilet if you were real quick, people still hadn't loaded in!

Well that "first SSD" feeling has been lacking for a long time, at least for me... I haven't even laid eyes on DDR5 except on a screen, yet! So I'm really hoping with a fresh DDR5 build in the new financial year (because that's as good a justification as any!), using the fastest CAS timing DDR5 going around, with superb overclockability, might just reawaken a bit of that wonder, that thrill, that the first SSD that went into my PC did.

If OCAU and Klevv can help me with that, I'd be forever grateful. And these modules will be remembered, 'cos they're the first of their kind, for me...

Thank you.
<clears throat, wipes tear>

 

Five years strong, my existing KLEVV ram has held tight,
But DDR4 just can’t keep up right.
The CRAS V calls with RGB flair,
6000MHz and speed to spare.

SK Hynix chips, overclocking delight,
CL28 timings my future is bright!
So Agg, be kind, make my next rig gleam,
And let my PC continue the Klevv dream

 

my pc after being bestowed the illustrious KLEVV kit. it's powers unlocked by the 6000MHz speed with a 8200MT/s overdrive and sustained on RGB Lighting.

 

all this fuss over sticks of ram
but have no doubt, agg is the man
but to entertain me, i need the lot
becoz ddr4 is all i got

 

Now this is a story all about how
My comp's life got frame-dips keeping it down
And I'd like to take a minute, Agg, lend me your ear
To tell you how I need this CRAS V kit right here

Socket A era born and raised
Tinkering with the bios (not AI) is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' parts, maxin' clocks, relaxin' timings, I'm no fool
And shootin' for benchmark records outside in the cool
When a couple of sticks weren't clocking so good
Started failing tests I didn't think they should
It got in one little boot-loop and the memory controller wasn't prepared
And I said "You're moving to DDR5 and I need that CRAS V kit from Klevv"

I cranked the Vdimm, tweaked timings day after day
But that old BH-5 kit is wasting away, new ram? it seems, I'm saving hard to pay
But then Agg shows up with this comp, here's my ticket
I put my old DDR down and said " I might as well win it"
DDR5 6000, C28, wow, this is rad!
Full-range customisable RGB and side lighting too, this is pure class
Is this what people on AM5 are living like?
Hmm, on-board PMIC and ECC, this kit is definitely right
But wait, I hear most flashy, fancy memory ain't really all that
Well, this has a 2mm thick heatsink and Hynix A-die, I better give it a crack!
I wont doubt the tone-on-tone colour affair
There's hope for me yet, spinning a rhyme for this pair.

 

I would like it as an upgrade from my 16gb of plain cheapo no name memory that i slapped an RGB cover on from AliExpress.
I'm hoping the upgrade will eliminate game breaking hitches I'm experiencing due to El cheapo no name memory with an RGB cover on it.
Also because i could never afford or justify an upgrade.

 

moar ram

 

> visits ocau on Monday night
> see news post by MUTMAN
> ultra fast KLEVV dd5 rgb ram comp you say
> looks at majestic obsidian theme rgb overclocking build
> rgb on mobo, check!
> rgb on cpu waterblock, check!
> rgb on fans, check!
> rgb on gfx card, check!
> rgb on ram, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
> posts this in forum

 

Wonderful opportunity to AM5 upgrade my old man's pc:

In a suburb lost in modem hum,
Where cobwebs claimed the router's drum,
Lived Edgar—gentle, tech-bewildered—
A war vet turned reluctant builder.

His rig, a relic: Gen 1 Ryzen,
DDR4 like rusted bison.
He’d click and wait, then sip his tea,
While Task Manager cried silently.

"Is this... normal?" he’d ask aloud,
As desktop icons formed a crowd.
Each update froze, each boot a trial—
The man had not gamed in a while.

But one bright morn, with dawn aglow,
His grandson burst in—“We need to go.”
Not out the door, but to the board—
The time had come to strike a chord.

“Behold,” he cried, with reverent pose,
From padded box with RGB throes,
He drew the KLEVV CRAS V—pure might,
A 6000MT/s delight.

Dual sticks, 32 gigs of flame,
With polished heatspreaders to tame
The fiercest loads a mind could bring—
They shimmered like a future king.

DDR5, the bleeding edge,
A marvel on the silicon ledge.
In they went—new board, new Ryzen,
The past was gone, no more compromisin’.

The system roared, the BIOS sleek,
No longer frail, no longer weak.
Edgar blinked—“It’s... already done?”
The desktop bloomed like morning sun.

Chrome launched crisp, not sluggish pain.
No stutter in his flight sim plane.
Excel sheets flew, Photoshop danced,
Even Windows Update was somehow enhanced.

And oh—the lights! That RGB!
Reflected in his cup of tea.
A rainbow pulse, a neon breeze,
That made him whisper, “Yes... oh please.”

No lag remained, no digital dread,
Just vibrant dreams and frames ahead.
And Edgar smiled with seasoned grace,
Lit softly by his glowing case.

So here’s to KLEVV, and kits well-made,
To builds reborn and lags that fade.
When life gives lag, give DDR5—
And watch old legends come alive.

 

I need 32GB to upgrade my rig so I can continue to play games from 2003.