To celebrate the opening of their new Melbourne store, PLE are giving away five sets of Sennheiser headphones! To make this one a bit more fun, you have to come up with a short poem using only words beginning with P, L or E. After a couple of weeks I'll pick my favourites and you'll score the goodies.. Replies in this thread, entries close after midnight on Thursday the 25th Sept. Good luck!
I've made mine a haiku describing the prize. People listening Encephalic enclosure Excellent pleasure
Either planning letting ears listen luxuriously, Looking peripherals echoing prosperity, Longing performance purring electronics, PLE lets people purchase effects emulating previously pronounced poetic lines. Thought I'd try to come up a poetic ad for PLE. Turns out it just sounds like something churned through Google translate.
Pleased lobes Loud entertainment Echoing presence Preferred linguistic experience Positive Likable Enduring PLE
Lettuce pleases everyone Earphones loves Lettuce Lettuce likes pie, pie loathed Lettuce pickup lines Earphones empathised, protected Lettuce Lettuce loved earphones enthusiasm Earphones provided Lettuce lovely engagement locket Lovely event, everyone pleased, lots luscious presents Earphones plus Lettuce expect lots little embryo's Let earphones love Lettuce evermore End. Edit: removed the 'and'
Perhaps plainly picking losing entries entails plentiful problems, lord? Lest every entry pass extraneous entrance exams. Enthusiastically provided; laggardly bored? Perchance... prohibit entrepreneurs practicing penile puppetry, even exhibiting sensually provocative egos? Particularly, each entry plainly presents links engaging people's problems, PLUS providing peoples personal particulars, even placebos! Please prevent extra poem production. Permitting extra poems exhibits poor personal pride.
Pulsating erstwhile erotica loosens payslips lashings, phonetic ear-gasms lapping luxuriously ergonomic phases, Listen emphatically pleasuring phantom ears, Excitment plays loose emotions!
Liberating pulse Eccentric Latin polyrhythms lash eardrums Earphone perfection Garth....that was a haiku.
Please listen everyone People love entertainment Powerful, loud, exciting Perfect linguistic involvement Performance late evening Elvis Presley left premises
